MSN asked users "What is the best dog breed?"

Commence trainwreckage in three ... two ... one ...

(Here's a hint: Everyone needs huskies because they're cute, great danes are genetic monstrosities, and pitt bulls are vicious baby-eaters! I mean, duh, shouldn't it be obvious? And seriously, just get whatever you think is cutest.)

The woman in France who needed a face transplant couldn't possibly have been mauled by a Lab, because when Labs bite, all they ever do is a nip to the hand. They're totally incapable of inflicting anything more than that. When those totally deadly pit bulls bite? They're out for the kill! I know this because I have owned Labs for thirty years and ( Read more... )

The media is my hero. Really. The media gives me reasons to dislike people while laughing really loudly at the same time.

Take the reporting of dog attacks, for example. I am trying to piece together the thought process necessary to transform a beagle mix into a pit bull or pit bull mix. I put a good fifteen seconds of effort into looking at a ( Read more... )

Because poodles are perfect, Pitties are questionable, and only Rotties need muzzles!

Of course, what can one expect from a pet supply site whose mascot is a mean-looking Bulldog (caricature) wearing a huge spiked collar?

YES, LET'S PROMOTE THOSE STEREOTYPES.

The Dogo is really just the Cordoba Fighting Dog, and it's bred to EAT PEOPLE, which it does on a regular basis. It's an overgrown pit bull, which we all know are also BABY EATERS.Sorry, but I'm getting really fucking tired of "dog breed information" sites that spout nothing but BS about any blocky dog. Oddly enough, the article on the American Pit ( Read more... )

I was googling Rottie pictures and came across this- Rock Weiler attack

It's not so much the article, but the discussion about it.
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